i'm just a box in a cage
nevver:

My Greatest Flaw
nevver:

Eggstraterrestrial
season 5 on july 15, yayyy

season 5 on july 15, yayyy

fact.

hesdeadjim:

I always close my computer when I’m not using it because I have this Orwellian paranoia that the government is watching me from my webcam. 

YES

YES

nevver:

SpongeBob Avengers
Tim Burton. love dis dood

Tim Burton. love dis dood

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YA

thedailywhat:

Celebrity Endorsement of the Day: Noted chemistry teacher/meth chef Walter White endorses some kid you’ve never heard of in an election for Student Body President. There’s reportedly another video of “upstanding local businessman” Gus Fring endorsing the other candidate hidden somewhere on Facebook.

Whoever Maxwell Ulin is, the kid’s got some powerful friends. Watch your back, Summer Kennedy!

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hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

This is awful. I don’t know what’s going to happen to me or to anyone else in the world.
nevver:

The Karma Sutra of Sleeping for Couples

omg imma necrophiliac